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Just a quick rant for all of the sanctimonious Facebook pricks who insist on continuously sharing their ‘copy & paste’ opinions about subjects they have neither researched nor understood.

If your post includes the phrase ‘99% of people won’t repost this’, there are some things you should know.

Firstly, this isn’t a clever ploy that will encourage me to repost. This is the basest of psychological tricks and only works on the painfully stupid. Using the above phrase serves only to highlight how dense everyone who reposts it is. Every time you use this phrase, people become annoyed with you, perhaps as many as 99% of people.

Secondly, if you post something worthwhile, interesting, witty or clever on facebook, people will share it. If you post something moronic, tedious or incorrect, people will share it. Many people like to find and share things on the internet. They do not need to be tricked into doing so.

Third and most importantly, I would have more time for your generic campaigns of bullshit if it weren’t for the fact that you’re the kind of self righteous twat that only starts to give a fuck about an issue the second it affects you personally.

You make me want to vomit out my skull.

Kindly fuck off so far up your own arse that your head comes out of your mouth and goes up your arse again and you become a fucking colon paradox.